About

Hi.

I’m a writer and performer who now mostly develops properties and goes on humanitarian aid missions.

I have written three humor books: In the Event of My Untimely Demise: Twenty Things My Son Needs to Know still holds up because it’s from the heart. The B.S. of A.: A Primer In Politics for the Incredibly Disenchanted is about political twits from the 2010s so it doesn’t hold up, even thought the jokes are good. The United States vs. Santa Claus: The Untold Story of The Actual War on Christmas is a satire I co-wrote with my showrunner Jack Helmuth. It still holds up.

I did a lot of voiceover over the years. My crowning achievement, according to my kids, is being Mike Riley in Grand Theft Auto IV.

From 2011-2013 I wrote and performed in The B.S. of A. with Brian Sack, a nonpartisan comedy show on the partisan Blaze network. It was a great time. Steve Bannon tried to get me fired for making a Sarah Palin joke. He’s not a nice guy. A lot of clips from the show are here on the site.

I still do the occasional performance here and there. My main creative outlet these days is the podcast I do with Jack Helmuth: Questionable Material with Jack and Brian.